Brainfart
This lifestyle is alien to most people who haven’t worked in TV. Even call center people have fixed shifts. This is the reason why most of the people who work in TV aren’t married, or are separated from their spouses. You want the nastiest, most stressful job evah? You looking for a way to get rid of your nagging girlfriend? You itching to ditch those grubby college friends of yours? You want your weird-ass family to stop giving a shit about you? Try TV, man. It will ruin every single aspect of your life in one fell swoop. You’ll never make it to dates. You’ll never have time for nights out with your buds. You’ll never have the luxury of family time.
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Yeah, You Dumb Fuck
Submitted by squid villanueva on May 30, 2007 - 3:56am.
Once in a while we get fucktards like you who sincerely think that they are the most intelligent beings on the internet-- idiotic "poetry" *snort* notwithstanding. You, for instance, have been posting pseudo-intellectual abortions in bad verse, smug in the belief that everyone is looking at your bullshit as if they're things of great marvel. Here's the cluetrain coming at you, pal: my ugly little asshole looks like Helen of Troy compared to the brainless jisms you've been polluting this site with.
Now bad poetry is forgivable... but you've also been running all over this site, posting comments everywhere, deluding yourself that people actually care about your take on prose, poetry, and the Human Condition. That is so not cool, asshat. But, hey, if you think you're the Second Fucking Coming of the Literary Christ, good for you. Self-embarassment as a lifestyle is quickly gaining popularity in the internet. You could be the goddam poster boy. That'll give you the attention you crave, you bet.
To further illustrate:
Submitted by Fur Elise Da Mirage on May 29, 2007 - 3:44pm.
Hi to those who reads this!
I have trouble sleeping at night.
Thus the poem...
Comments are appreciated. ^_^
No one is commenting because you're a GODDAM HACK, moron! Calling yourself a poet is just plain stupid. As stupid as finding out that the only person who commented on any of your posts is, hey-- YOURSELF! And as stupid as that ridiculous and sophomoric smiley ^_^ face you ended the comment with.
Also:
Submitted by Fur Elise Da Mirage on May 23, 2007 - 1:38pm. English | Work-in-Progress/Online Workshop | Poetry | A Slice of Life
That, by far, is the most sensible line you've ever posted here, cunt. Take my advice, stick to your fucking day job. Jesus Christ, "Fur Elise Da Mirage" ...a goddam retard can think of a better handle than that piece of quasi-cosmic fluffery.
Now go the fuck away.
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LOL -- You guys are funny. xD
Submitted by Fur Elise Da Mirage on May 30, 2007 - 1:57pm.
Well a first class snarkage by BrainFart is indeed impressive. I am lost for words. All hail god of bad words! Needless to say, I had a great laugh thanks for caring so much for my reckless rants. -Fur Elise Da Mirage Oh and thanks for the comment. I didn't think you'd fall for that. xD
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(U)LOL -- You are Pathetic
Submitted by squid villanueva on May 31, 2007 - 6:50am.
Pffft. It's always the same with you attention whores. You try to draw people to your meh posts by criticizing everyone's posts, not realizing that there's someone out there who wouldn't suffer your fuckery. And when you finally meet that someone, you-- outgunned and utterly humiliated-- try to beg off from further confrontation by pretending it's all part of your elaborate (sh'yeah right) plan to provoke people and that you get your chuckles from seeing people fall for your ruse (riiight). If I had a dime for every loser like you who went and used that lame method of damage control, I'd be surrounded by a harem of teenaged chicks with silicone tits by now. Listen, asshole, you are not saving face. You're just humiliating yourself even more. So bow the fuck out quietly. Just keep commenting on your own imbecillic posts like the moron you are and leave the adults alone. And because you're too goddam stupid to understand that, I'll translate it for you in clear, simple English:
Fuck off, bitch.
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Hmmm....
Submitted by Fur Elise Da Mirage on May 31, 2007 - 5:00pm.
But Brainfart.... all the stuff that you said were all your own assumption.
And if you do think my poems are bad, then I challenge you to improve them. If you can't do that, what right do you have to say that they do? Show me your poems if you think yours are better than mine.
Perhaps I did insult the people here but I am only doing what I know best to help them. Sugar coating and praising poems won't improve anything you know.
I didn't do anything wrong other than hurt the pride of others here. And pride is but a dime and I can toss away mine as charity.
And to prove that fact, I will bow down to you Brainfart.
I apologize for my brazen behavior to you and to all I've criticized.
From here on, I will remain silent as you wish...
Unless of course you do decide to help me improve my work-in-progress.
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Hmmm is the Sound of an Empty Skull
Submitted by squid villanueva on May 31, 2007 - 5:58pm.
Why can't you understand that no one gives a flying fuck about your bad poetry? It's internet detritus, you daft cunt. The only way it'll be of any use to anyone is if you print it on soft paper-- that way I can wipe my ass with it. Run away crying like a little emo nancy boy if you wish but make good on your statement and shut the hell up. People are busy.
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Uh huh...
Submitted by Fur Elise Da Mirage on June 1, 2007 - 2:51pm.
If no one cares, why do they post on here in the first place?
If no one cares, why would they get upset and say that I suck?
If you're too busy, why did you spend your time going through all my other posts not related to yours, to prove a point?
And I won't shut up either...
We were given lips to talk, ears to hear, and hands to help out each other. If you can't do that then you're a fraud who's just pissed at the world and you want to blab on about it just cause there's nothing better for you to do.
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You're Making Baby Jesus Cry, Asshole
Submitted by squid villanueva on June 2, 2007 - 7:53am.
And we were given brains too. At least, most of us. Apparently, you weren't around when the gods were handing them out for free. Just like you weren't around when they were handing out an admirable human quality called Shutting the Fuck Up When No One Cares About Your Opinion. What you were around for was when the evil gods were handing out whine-o-matics. Maybe you thought it was a fucking bargain.
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Whine-o-matics... my what a word!
Submitted by Fur Elise Da Mirage on June 3, 2007 - 11:08am.
And I suppose you are upset that the work you take so much pride for is scorned. Which is why you so much want me to "shut the fuck off." Which leads to a conclusion that you do care about my opinion. For why should you bother to reply in the first place and call me names? And to top it off, carry on this cyclical conversation just to give yourself the satisfaction that I am at faults.
And God don't care who's stupid and who's not so long as you live your life to the fullest. For even the stupids have a point to make. It just depends on how open-minded you are enough to understand that you're a lonely moron who won't accept that others have a different opinion and won't stoop low enough to agree that donkeys are holy.
I've asked it before and I'll ask it again. If you don't really care, why you get so worked up with my first post?
I'll answer for you the way I've put it together. It's because you DO CARE about my opinion. Cause if you don't, you'll not reply to this final post I'll make. You'll let it go. But if you DO post, I'll have the satisfaction that you DO CARE and will be laughing off the screen at my image of your angry face of which, in as far as this dispute have managed to carry, have been a great entertainment for me.
Thank you for the show.
-Fur Elise Da Mirage
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Christ!
Submitted by George Washington on June 3, 2007 - 2:55pm.
Christ, Squid, this asshole doesn't know when to quit, huh?
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Look, Fur Elise Da Miretard…
Submitted by George Washington on June 3, 2007 - 2:58pm.
“And if you do think my poems are bad, then I challenge you to improve them. If you can't do that, what right do you have to say that they do? Show me your poems if you think yours are better than mine.”
Okay, so you are implying that this is somehow a pissing contest? Squid has every right to say your work sucks because he’s just putting into words what we here think. The fact is, you’ve been posting your whiney poetry and blatantly asking for comments. Oh, look… no one’s commenting. No one cares. So you go around snapping at the other members’ works like you actually know anything about poetry. You’re hoping someone-- anyone-- would comment on your work. Still, no one bothers to comment. That’s just sad, man. It’s a sign from Jesus to give up and stop deluding yourself that you have any talent in the craft.
“Perhaps I did insult the people here but I am only doing what I know best to help them. Sugar coating and praising poems won't improve anything you know. I didn't do anything wrong other than hurt the pride of others here. And pride is but a dime and I can toss away mine as charity.”
There’s nothing wrong with criticizing other people’s work… that is, there’s nothing wrong if you’re actually better than them at the craft. Dude, you’re NOT better. Actually, your verses stink. Also, you made a mistake on that last line. It ain’t pride that you toss away carelessly. It’s self-respect. When your poetry stinks that much you should have the self-respect to hide it from the eyes of others.
“And to prove that fact, I will bow down to you Brainfart. I apologize for my brazen behavior to you and to all I've criticized. From here on, I will remain silent as you wish...”
Can you at least count? I think Squid’s said it a few times: shut the fuck up.
“Unless of course you do decide to help me improve my work-in-progress.”
What part of NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY POETRY don’t you understand?
“If no one cares, why do they post on here in the first place? If no one cares, why would they get upset and say that I suck? If you're too busy, why did you spend your time going through all my other posts not related to yours, to prove a point?”
People aren’t commenting on your work. People are commenting on your criticism of Squid’s work. We say you suck because it’s fun pointing out the obvious to a shithead like you. Again, just to be clear: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY POETRY.
“And I won't shut up either...”
WTF?! But you said you’d shut up if Squid tells you to. How fucking inconsistent.
“We were given lips to talk, ears to hear, and hands to help out each other. If you can't do that then you're a fraud who's just pissed at the world and you want to blab on about it just cause there's nothing better for you to do.”
Whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine…
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY POETRY
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY POETRY
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY POETRY
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY POETRY
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY POETRY
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY POETRY
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY POETRY
One last time:
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY POETRY
Now go get a god-damned hint.
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God's Gonna Give You Cancer Because You Suck
Submitted by squid villanueva on June 3, 2007 - 8:49pm.
“And I suppose you are upset that the work you take so much pride for is scorned.”
Scorned by whom? You? Fuck, man, you don’t count as a person. In the first place I don’t “take so much pride for (sic)” that post. It’s a goddam brainfart, you douchebag.
“Which is why you so much (sic) want me to shut the fuck off (sic). Which leads to a (sic) conclusion that you do care about my opinion. For why should you bother to reply in the first place and call me names? And to top it off, carry on this cyclical conversation just to give yourself the satisfaction that I am at faults (sic).”
Fuck, man, your grammar stinks to high heaven. Pwede ba magtagalog ka na lang? It’s shut the fuck UP not OFF. I reply because I like calling you names, bitch.
“And God don't (sic) care who's stupid and who's not so long as you live your life to the fullest. For even the stupids (sic) have a point to make. It just depends on how open-minded you are enough (sic) to understand that you're a lonely moron who won't accept that others have a different opinion and won't stoop low enough to agree that donkeys are holy.”
*Snort* Moron? My Intelligence Quotient tells me I’m smarter than 98% of the world’s population. By the way you “write” you are definitely not of that remaining 2%. Lonely? I’m married. Oh, and yes, “the stupids (sic) have a point to make.” You, for instance, keep on proving that you are one stupid motherfucker.
“I've asked it before and I'll ask it again. If you don't really care, why you get so worked up with (sic) my first post? I'll answer for you the way I've put it together. It's because you DO CARE about my opinion. Cause (sic) if you don't, you'll not reply to this final post I'll make. You'll let it go. But if you DO post, I'll have the satisfaction that you DO CARE and will be laughing off (sic) the screen at my image of your angry face of which (sic), in as far as this dispute have (sic) managed to carry, have (sic) been a (sic) great entertainment for me.”
Oh, please. Your attempt at reverse psychology is simply embarrassing. I keep replying because I enjoy calling you names and making fun of you in front of the whole community. If that’s “a (sic) great entertainment” for you, man, you need to get laid.
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Woah Woah woah woah, cool down...
Submitted by Rona on June 4, 2007 - 11:10am.
Oh dear Lord, what the hell is going on here? Why so much flaming?
I agree that it was insensitive of Elise saying the TV stuff is shit but did you guys really need to gang up on her to prove that you guys are better? You guys only accomplished to make yourself look as equally childish or worse, down right stupid from what I'm seeing. The only thing I was able to get from these posts is that...
1) Filipinos are not capable of being critics (I mean, my God is it so wrong to ask for criticism for poetry from FILIPINO WRITER.com?) Repeatingly saying that you suck and no one cares to other people's works is not what this site was made for I believe. Haven't any of you looked at noid's post? I think we should all learn a little from it. I also don't believe that you have to be better then someone to critique them. Wasn't it a mere child that pointed out that the king was naked?
2) Filipinos are not capable of being polite to eachother (Cussing and swearing does not really make you look smarter, better or wittier than the other. Unfortunately it only makes you(us) seem like we have limited vocabulary in expressing our anger. In short it makes us look like jerkwadds)
3) There are only jerks in this website (Now I'm thinking I probably shouldn't have joined if this kind of ignorance, arrogance and rudeness is APPRECIATED in this website.)
Maybe Fur Elise's poetry isn't that good and maybe she has been an attention whore. Maybe she has annoyed you but it doesn't mean that you should stoop down to elementary level and call her names. I don't know because I don't really have the time and energy to look through her stuff to prove my point. But what I do know is that what is happenning just isn't right
Oh and one last note. Please stop using our Lord's name to insult each other. Hasn't he told us to love one another as you love one's self? Love your enemies as thyself? Please, let us show a little more respect to ourselves and one another.
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Oh yeah?
If the life in the world of Filipino Entertainment is shit, then why the hell are the programs so fucking stupid? Is it even worth it?
NO!!! I'd rather live a freelance life of an animator director for some foreign company here.
Then again, were you referring to Filipino Television? If so, suck on my words man cause in Japan, it's way worth it.