Heh! Am an eccentric. Expect something like this to happen and I won't apologize either cause, brazenly speaking, I did enjoy it, fooling you that is. Heh! You can't apologize for a cause you enjoyed doing, eh? I know I can't.

Missed me?

All right, you're an eccentric by yourself. I'll just have to accept that as a fact. But I can never understand why.

Missed you?

Well, I don't know. Since you have too many accounts here, I think you've never been away from FW. So I don't feel I have missed you, jonas_01.

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Awww... you think Jonas and I are having an affair so you try to fool the others here by mixing his name and mine together, is that it? Tsk.

My darling Dagrit, you really need a girlfriend. Only envious fools who can't connect with me would think that way, dearie. Really, you know how to break down my guard. Now am all nice and goodie again, unlike earlier, where I was raving mad ...

I thought you were already my girlfriend.

But, then, you're also a guy at the same time. That's kind of recipe for disgust. Ehek.

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Dude, had I been born a guy, I'd be out selling my body to rich, lonely, middle-aged women!

I can do better than that.

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I bet you can recite the whole Kama Sutra, eh?

I don't need a new bed.

And please, don't supla me.

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Er ... I thought apples were your supplements?

Sticks and bones may hurt my bones, but apples make my day.

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Of course apples make your day, but you can't grow the best ones in the Philippines. They taste like rocks. So, why don't you grow them somewhere else? Somewhere more artificial and worth it?

Leave the tropic soil to grow the right type of fruits and take a long vacation out. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Oh and it's "Sticks and STONEs" not bones, dearie.

My apples are from the People's Republic of China.

They taste so good because they look less reddish.

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Really? Cool! You're not a communist, are you?

I have ceased to become a Communist since I read this line from a Shakespearean sonnet:

"Once there was a woman from the People's Republic of China,

"Who forced a popsicle up her fagina."

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I think I've pushed a button that rings the alarm bell.

You need not to be alarmed. You're unique.

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A star fell the moment I was born.

Really? It must have been a falling star ... a bulalakaw. So it's no wonder why you're ...

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A star? Well, not really. More like, my mother's star shaped necklace fell the moment I was born. It was my dad's gift to her. I just like to romanticize things, ya know? Makes life more interesting.

I'm glad to know about that. I thought it was a bulalakaw. That must have been so horrible to be born the moment some thing dreaded fell from the skies.

Me, I was born at exactly midnight.

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lol, you jumped to conclusion. Not my issue.

Midnight, eh? I heard an old saying that if you're born at midnight, the good and bad in your soul are more defined. I dunno what that means. Maybe you do.

I don't know what that means.

It could mean that one born at midnight is a better person because he can beforehand judge the paths ahead of him.

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I must say, you are something! Ha ha ha! Nice one.

And it's now time to go back to work.

Bye, for now, Pmel.

It's nice talking with you. You ease my stress.

Thanks.

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Ha ha ha! Just go back to work ...

You're welcome ... I think ...

Okay, Gadrit, you got me dude!? What prize you like, huh? You can have the hat Pmel has just took off for you. It's a brouhaha kind of hat for a total noob like you..' You like that, right? No?! It's a hat and it's a nice good hat for you! But..wt..

Brouhahaha..., indeed..'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bruhaha

  1. Bruhaha  

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Actually, it was meant for someone. It was meant for you, but this stupid asshole with the same initials as I, just had to ruin it all. No wait, he just had to be recognized by me, a person who can't tolerate men like him and piss me off.

Yeah, had I controlled myself, I'd have kept playing the part till you figured it out, Dagrit. My plan and fun sort of backfired on me.

I lost a good friend. A trustworthy one. I didn't really give a damn about the rest. Just one nice girl by the name of ... er... let's not get emotional here. Hmm?

Anyway... So, yeah. Booya! ;P

What are all these strange things you're talking about?

Ah, eccentricity.

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Don't you just love it? Ah! I love being different!

I like people who are different. And I have already learned to go along with them.

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Hmm ... true. You like repeating the same thing over and over until they agree with you. I guess that's what getting along is all about.

Yeah, it's getting a-long patience and sacrifice.

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It's sad ain't it? When no one else share your burden. I actually don't like siding with people. I like to stay aloof. See what species are surfacing in the sea. Might be sharks.

How about a Hat, Dagritard!?

I think he'd rather have a Viking's Horn than a hat, Jonas.

So he's still not get it, right? Well, Pmel, maybe he really needs that Hat. I can add some viking-horny designs on that nice Hat for Noobs to make it look less gay..' Now wait...'

... ?

Stop it, Pmel, please?

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You dare to ask me to stop, and yet you continue to play on other people. Is that your kind of justice?

Atty. Raul Gonzales is the current secretary of the Department of Justice.

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Like I give a rat's ass on who takes what position.