Holy Shit, I'm an Artist!

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To steer your attention away from the fact that I have no update worth your time today, here are some old drawings stored in my hard drive. I drew most of these as monster designs for !okA tokaT and Nginiiig! Suffice to say none of them ever saw the light of day. Well, the tikbalang did in an episode of !okA tokaT, but that's about it.

When people ask me why I draw only in black and white, I always say it's because I'm a great fan of old-school lithographs. Makes me sound more like an artist. The real reason is because I'm no good with colors. But you don't have to know that, right?

Anyway, click on the pictures to view the full-sized images.

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Pmel's picture

I saw your comment last time, but couldn't reply.

I remember what you wrote. The Nginiig(?), the fourth image down, is pretty awesome.It's too bad your clients didn't appreciate such a concept.

Might I ask, what is a nginiig?

Someone once told me that the Kapre was actually a run-away black slave, brought here in the Philippines by the Spaniards (or)Dutches. Do you happen to know the origin of the mananangal and other cultural gods/monsters here in the Philippines?

I've been looking for sources but I fail to find them. :C

squid villanueva's picture

KAFIR

One of the theories proposed for the etymology of KAPRE is that it came from the Arabic KAFIR, that is, an infidel or apostate of the Islamic faith. Runaway black slaves? An interesting story but it smacks of bullcrap. Anyway, information about Philippine mythologies abound all over the internet, from respectable sites like Wikipedia (search Philippine Mythology) to the nooks and crannies inhabited by self-styled paranormal researchers, psychic claimants, and various pseudo-scientists.

augusta linnea valler abella's picture

;p

saw some of your other craps...
mmm...very talented! whats your pencil? so i can make some too...hehehhe

however, i was pissed-off by that Songs of the salamander picture thing, because i was eating when i was trying to load your blog...hmp! (nasuka ako dun ha.);p

btw, ur sketches are kinda diabolic, in my opinion.
are you into wicca? ;p

squid villanueva's picture

Sorry About the Picture

Sorry about the picture. And because it disturbed you too much I won't tell you that it's a picture of my own crap. I was trying to think of a really tasteless picture and that's the worst I could think about. I was considering a picture or an autopsy but people might think I'm weird. Harhar.

Anyway, since I'm gradually shedding off the internet asshole persona (the dick jokes are getting kinda old) and becoming more personal in my blog, I've redesigned it. You'll be pleased to see that the picture of the toilet bowl (especially its content) is gone. It's been replaced by a painting of French artist Fernand Cormon, called Cain Flying Before Jehova's Curse. Because I want to look cultured and shit.

And no, I'm not into Wicca. Most times I only have a grudging belief in God. What I'm into is horror and, as I explained, a lot of those drawings were monster designs for some local horror shows on TV.

augusta linnea valler abella's picture

good thing....

i visited it again...mmm.. very religious??? haha!

i asked if you were into wicca thing because i got a friend here who is actually like you---------fond of those creatures which we do not see. ;p

anyway, its none of my business, right? yep! right! ;p

oi, would you mind if i save a copy of your drawings in my memri bank?
i actually love sketches and everything in black 'n' white, 'coz i find them interesting and inscrutable ... in fact im into it too.. but my craps are more of flesh and flesh and flesh-------Nude.

you may want to be one of my model some time....hehehhe

kudos! ;p

squid villanueva's picture

What The--?

Religious? Um. No. The point behind the painting, if you must know, is that on a philosophical level I tend to identify more with Biblical "villains" than the good guys. Cain was offering the fruit of the earth to God-- an offering that does not entail the taking of life-- while Abel was offering flesh and blood. Guess which was accepted? Sacrificial death is spiritual coin it seems. God wants his meat. The Tower of Babel was about men who wanted to reach the stars. God didn't want men to dream beyond the prison of the world. Judas, at least in the nonsecular interpretation of the character in Jesus Christ Superstar, was a man who smelled the bullshit and didn't like it one bit. So on, so forth.

Also, let me clarify: I'm not fond of creatures we do not see. I tend to think that we don't see these creatures for a reason. Mainly because they don't exist. And you not only have permission to save them in your memory banks. You also have permission to right click them and save them on your computer! How cool is that?

Lastly, I would just like to say that this is the first time anyone's ever asked me to drop my panties on the internet.

augusta linnea valler abella's picture

oh my!?!

very defensive. of course i know you are definitely not religious(my type too)and base from what you have said that you only have grudging belief in God most of the time(not my type:Im spiritual and not religious, and they are two different things!)i have concluded that you got a different belief or so i think...;p

and about Cain and Abel thing, you know, it seems to me that you missed the other half of the story or the most important thing imparted by the story to the readers.

guess what why God accepted the flesh and the blood offering rather than the fruits of the earth?
well, its simply because God wanted to harvest not meat, but to harvest the BEST of what every being,He made, can do. and i suppose in front of God no one can tell lies. so He accepted the offering in flesh and blood because it was the best of the sheeps Abel had and because he offered it with all his heart. (FYI, im not giving lectures here or sermons ok?!)
and the prison of the world you were talking about were very much insignificant. if you and i are prisoners of God, you could have not written your article above, most probably, right?
well, im also taking philosophy(actually im in philo 4 now: MORAL PHILO, and i dont want to talk about morality and norms. they all suck! they are our prisoners, in my opinion.)

and about those creatures we do not see, mmm... well, its indubitable! hehhe..thanks for the approval. i'm saving it now..

and how cool is that im the first one to offer you to drop your panties online? hahahah...
definitely, we cannot do it online. im giving you options...hahaha.. (HEY, dont take this seriously ok?! it might ruin your night and day.;p)

squid villanueva's picture

Wishful Thinking

"guess what why God accepted the flesh and the blood offering rather than the fruits of the earth?
well, its simply because God wanted to harvest not meat, but to harvest the BEST of what every being,He made, can do. and i suppose in front of God no one can tell lies. so He accepted the offering in flesh and blood because it was the best of the sheeps Abel had and because he offered it with all his heart."

I'm looking at a few copies of the Book of Genesis and I don't find any passages that tell the story your way. In fact, there's nothing here that explains the motives of God, Cain, and Abel. It just says both brothers offered what they had and God chose one over the other. Which means what you're saying is in the realm of wishful thinking.

"if you and i are prisoners of God, you could have not written your article above, most probably, right?"

I'm talking about God as a character in the story of the Tower of Babel. You're muddling a literary discussion with your declaration of faith.

augusta linnea valler abella's picture

holy shit..eh?

eh...heheheh

you will never really find a copy of what i am saying.

know why?

because it is from a philosophical understanding with a lil bit of theological perceptions and point of views. (nosebleed? ;p)

well,
you dont interpret the bible as what the line says...that is why there are scholars for that. they do the right interpretations. (or so i think)

and oh,(yep!its quite of faith but more of understanding) if your mind resists to comprehend what i am saying, in any case,i can do nothing about it. (im not trying to persuade you anyway), coz i guess i can never do.;)

if you will to then i dont have to explain anything; and if you wont, same applies. ;p

squid villanueva's picture

Question Everything

"you will never really find a copy of what i am saying. know why? because it is from a philosophical understanding with a lil bit of theological perceptions and point of views."

No, I'll never find a copy of what you are saying because it's an interpretation of the Book of Genesis with lots of rationalization (also called "theological perceptions and points of view" to sound more respectable) thrown in. Biblical apologists do that a lot in an attempt to make the books of the Bible have a semblance of what we in television production call CONTINUITY

"well, you dont interpret the bible as what the line says...that is why there are scholars for that. they do the right interpretations."

Look, I'm not trying to rob you of God or anything. You're the one who started this by commenting on what I said regarding Biblical "villains" and so I'm just defending my position. I think it's great that you have an opinion at all but it's a sad way to live when your opinions are dictated by the "right interpretations" of so-called scholars. This has been the position of the Catholic Church for millenia: stop reading the Bible because you won't get it as only we of the cloth are qualified to interpret it for you. Oh, look, here comes Martin Luther and he's got a nasty gleam in his eye. The point is, start questioning things and start learning for yourself. If we rely on the interpretations of religious scholars we'd still be going about, confident in the belief that the world is flat and if you sail too far you'll fall off the edge. Question, and question everything. Take the red pill. See how far the rabbit hole goes. Or be one of the sheep.

"if your mind resists to comprehend what i am saying"

Again, a line of reasoning that religious authorities are fond of wagging up our noses. You won't get it because your mind is resisting the Voice of God. Hello. If you use that line in a college debate you'll be laughed out into the hallway. Believe me, I undertand exactly what you're saying and I find the logic crude at best.

augusta linnea valler abella's picture

perhaps....

perhaps you are right about to question everything...

"Look, I'm not trying to rob you of God or anything. You're the one who started this by commenting on what I said regarding Biblical "villains" and so I'm just defending my position."

it was just a comment and you are too defensive. ;p
its ok, i understand and see your point too. but of course, like you, i am just defending my position and did what my conscience told me to do so. haha!
(seriously, this is indubitable.);p

...and how would you go about questioning things that will actually give you no right answer,because answers are very much revocable by us? (things like this...);p

believe me, too,there are reasonless reasons.

and oh, i just won a college debate just very recently, FYI. hmp! hehehe. ;p

squid villanueva's picture

I Seriously Doubt That

"it was just a comment and you are too defensive"

Ah yes the ultimate defense. You are too defensive. I'd rather you defend your own position than use this sophomoric attempt to end this discussion in a stalemate. Stick to the topic if you want to discuss it more or else back away gracefully. No one would think you less for it.

"seriously, this is indubitable"

You like this word, don't you. Indubitable, meaning beyond doubt or too obvious to be doubted. You're using big words in an attempt to put more weight to your argument. It's not working. Support your argument with more than snotty Princeton adjectives.

"and how would you go about questioning things that will actually give you no right answer,because answers are very much revocable by us?

believe me, too,there are reasonless reasons."

Unlike you I don't subscribe to mystical mumbo-jumbo so I'd rather find my answers from measurable and quantifiable data. In short, no horeshit please.

"and oh, i just won a college debate just very recently, FYI. hmp! hehehe. ;p"

One thing about the internet is each one of us can claim anything we well damn want to be. I, for instance, can tell you that I have half a billion dollars in various Swiss accounts. I can also tell you that I have a thirteen-inch cock that shoots napalm. My point is that looking at the way you present your case I seriously doubt that you won any college debates. Unless, your opponents were kindergarten pupils.

Bow away.

augusta linnea valler abella's picture

peace out! :)

doubt everything! its a part of human nature-------skepticism. so ok,coz as what ive said i am not even trying to persuade your thoughts or win this "no-brain" (you got a comment with the term "no-brain" again? fine. but i just wanna say its definitely not an offense to you)debate.
and if i am using big words, well you are using Highfaluting ones too...and they are just the same!so dont throw it all back to me, ok?hmp!;p

newei, we started the conversation right, mmmmmmm, why end it up like crap? ;)
we are already getting a bit warfreak here...
so, calm down.;)

at the end of the day, we can never persuade one another because we are both skeptic.

so with that, i rest my case.
;p

peace man.

squid villanueva's picture

But

But I'm just trying to figure out how small this comment box will get. If we keep arguing like this, will the box dwindle to the sub-atomic scale?

PS: It's "NO-BRAINER"

augusta linnea valler abella's picture

haha!

perhaps it will...

newei, there are the words NO and BRAIN; "NO-BRAIN" or "NO-BRAINER", whatever! its almost the same.
haha!

squid villanueva's picture

Now I'm Seriously Wondering

Now I'm seriously wondering why you are so resistant to being corrected. NO BRAIN and NO BRAINER might "almost" be the same but the fact is: it isn't. It's an idiom that's been around for quite some time now and, I'm sure you know, it means "anything that requires little thought." An idiom works when it's replicated faithfully. It also works when you break the rules, sure-- but you have to know exactly what you're doing in the first place or you'll just look ignorant. Again, words are symbols. Your language of choice is English and to be a good writer you have to excel in your language of choice. Good enough just doesn't cut it. Good enough is for high school informal essays. Good enough is for mediocre writers. I'm not saying that you have to have a vocabulary as massive as HP Lovecraft's-- only that you can use what you have effectively.

Also, I don't think a discussion on Biblical issues is a no-brainer. Sharper minds than yours and mine have been baffled by scriptural issues for millenia.

augusta linnea valler abella's picture

im seriuosly wondering too

im seriously wondering too, why are you so serious about everything?
just being concerned: you might forget to live out happy moments... ;p

newei, i am, definitely, NOT resistant to being corrected. i actually love to...when i said that NO BRAIN and NO BRAINER are just the same, well i was just kidding(thats why there were lots of smileys there). coz i know they are not the same. btw, i also love to reason out even things are already upside-down, just so ill not get checkmate!;p

but i really love to be corrected because i know im not that very good yet. and i consider myself as a person who still got lots of things to improve on---------rooms for improvement, that is.

im still young and i need old or experienced people (like you?ehem.heheh) to help me wander the entire universe.
;p

carry on....

squid villanueva's picture

If You Want My Advice

Word.

squid villanueva's picture

I Seriously Doubt That

sorry, multiple posts

squid villanueva's picture

I Seriously Doubt That

sorry multiple posts

Rom's picture

is it over yet?

just when i'm starting to enjoy the show finally it's over, what's the topic again? You guys are wonderful and amusing Filipinos are. Somehow i got the feeling that this site was being used not just to let others peek into one's brain, i can sense that (based on the conversations above) somebody there is wearing his/her heart out on his/her sleeve--to gain attention, I'm no fortune teller or psychic for that matter but sensing "papansin" would require no brain at all.

I wonder who is it? hehe...

damn thing i envy you, i never won a debate even just once with my ex-wife, i wish i was able to resist pulling the 12 gauge shotgun trigger onto her mouth...

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squid villanueva's picture

Dammit

Dammit, you're supposed to comment on the other box because I'm trying to find out how small the comment boxes could possibly get. And winning an internet argument is simple: you just have to get the last word in.

augusta linnea valler abella's picture

yep (to Rom26,........)

yeah. u shud hav posted ur comment after the box of squid that says word.---whatever!

newei, ur sensing different. its defnitely not what you think. ;p

and to you dear squid: you think you won the argument coz i did no comment to ur last box? well, the claim is so shallow! hmp.;p

squid villanueva's picture

If I have to Explain

Oh Christ in a fiery bunny basket, do I even have to explain to you how much you're NOT getting it? How old are you, anyway? Twelve?

augusta linnea valler abella's picture

20!

hello????????????

your making the discussions too long again... your not getting any better, you know?

and fine! im really not getting it(coz i dont even know what ur damn ego is talkng about!)... now what?(go ahead explain and defend ur reasonless reasons again!)

for God's sake, ur over acting!!! grrrrr

squid villanueva's picture

SNORT

I'm not making the "discussions" long. You're getting your ass handed to you. And you seem to enjoy it. And if you're twenty years old I'm christing lu--

Wait. You're twenty? Are you, like, hot? I only ask because I'm into airheaded hotties.

augusta linnea valler abella's picture

what the F**K!!!!

im not one of those airheaded hotties,
how dare u!!!???

enough.

enjoy urself!!

squid villanueva's picture

Last

Word.

Teeny-tiny Boxes

Dear Squid,

Nononononono, non-controntational Glitch has no intention of joining the fray. Like you, I'd like to see just how small these comment boxes get.

Re: your artistic abilities, I remember you showed me your sketchbook when we were in college. Was a very good pencil sketch of a very well-endowed, naked woman with angel wings. Liked the drawing, but I never got around to telling you this, though:

big boobs + prominent ribcage= not anatomically correct.

Unless she had implants.

Glitch :)

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Rom's picture

surreal and fantasy art

i don't want to grab the microphone from squid, i'm sure he can answer all with much details and argue about the anatomy of his drawings but being an artist too i think that's why they call it surreal and fantasy art because every thing is done in a not so normal environment coming from a not so normal mind so you cannot expect an anatomical balance in full perfection. I wonder if Picasso would agree.

and one thing about the "diabolic" theme of the drawing, still i wonder why they call it diabolic when no one had ever seen the devil or how he looks like. we always think fangs, horns, mean look, pugnacious character, long sharp claws, sinister smile is diabolic and yet no one had ever seen the devil. The devil or diablo as far as i know is spirit in nature so no human had ever seen him. so quit name-tagging art and other related works as diabolic.

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squid villanueva's picture

Oi Glitcheroo

OMG I've forgotten all about that sketch book. Thanks for reminding me. Now where did I put that old thing?

Also, that wasn't an anatomically incorrect woman with wings. That was an anatomically correct love doll with wings!

Elo Squid

Aha. :) Then I stand corrected. :D

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squid villanueva's picture

By the Way

The comment boxes don't get any smaller past a certain point. The entire page gets WIDER! Damn, they've thought of EVERYTHING! And Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

manunulatngstex's picture

amusing...

your exchanges with that augsuta person is very amusing and slighly disturbing.. just putting my two cents in...
"ang panulat ay sulo na tanglaw sa dilim... pagsilbihing gabay natin"

bianxraquel's picture

WHAT IS SHALLOW?

augusta linnea valler abella wrote:
yeah. u shud hav posted ur comment after the box of squid that says word.---whatever! newei, ur sensing different. its defnitely not what you think. ;p and to you dear squid: you think you won the argument coz i did no comment to ur last box? well, the claim is so shallow! hmp.;p

 

This.

The whole thing was amusing up to the point when she claimed she won some debate thingie.  I couldn't help but post a comment about nothing in particular.  I will not argue with you; she can be twelve or ten forever, who knows. 

And no, I don't want to try to sound clever. I can try, but I admittedly cannot. Pfft.

Augusta, we have some sort of semblance, and I'm looking at your avatar. Sweetness.

 

-is it ignorance or apathy? i don't know and i don't care.-

bianx

bianxraquel's picture

Pahabol

Oh by the way, it was only now that I've realized that this was about a year ago. Kewlness.

 

-is it ignorance or apathy? i don't know and i don't care.-

bianx

squid villanueva's picture

Uh.

Uh, okay. I think.

bianxraquel's picture

Lol

 

-is it ignorance or apathy? i don't know and i don't care.-

 bianx