The trouble with having a handful of talents is that at first they tell you that you'll divide your time being maid, yaya and cook.:2.5 hours maid, 2.5 hours yaya, 2.5 hours cook. Soon after though, you'll end up being 8 hours maid, 12 hours yaya and 4 hours cook.

Sadly, there is no time multiplier in the salary equation. It is simply maid, yaya, cook for 3 thousand, no matter how many hours of labor you have rendered for each talent.

The trouble with me is that I am a jane of all trades, due to my fast learning ability, incessant curiosity, big-mouthed initiative and ningas cogon character, I have all my toes dipped in different waters of professions. 

The trouble with that is, I am expected to dabble in all trades all at the same moment in time and yield the same results as if I did them separately with the concentration that each deserves. 

The funny truth is, I am a lazy-assed juana, and I've only developed my skills to do things faster so I can finish working earlier and start being lazy faster.

They call this a burnout. I call it unsubscribing to hypertasking. I also call it freelancing.