Kurt Vonnegut's 8 Rules: How To Write a Short Story.

j luna's picture

Of course you can try multi-narrative, non-linear, stream of consciousness and word games and really destroy the rules of narrative like what Donald Barthelme and Robert Coover did. But, for newbies and people who haven't yet dived into the real/surreal world of progressive/transgressive literature should have atleast a pattern to conform to.

According to Vonnegut, Flannery O'Connor is an exception for having broken all rules except the first as well as other great writers.

I would like to name Jorge Luis Borges and Richard Brautigan among these folks, but remember kung di pa naman kayo ganon kawasak, stick muna kayo sa simpleng pattern.

Eto yun:
1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.
5. Start as close to the end as possible.
6. Be a Sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

P.S.

If you have read Vonnegut's Slaughter House Five, it would totally blow your mind. Imagine all events happening at the same time, destroying chronological order. In short, the past, present and future does not move forward nor is it in a straight line but everything happens simultaneously.


Pmel's picture

A sadist, huh? Heh!

Thanks! This is helpful.

j luna's picture

Yup.

Carson Macullers is an expert on this "sadist" style. try :The Heart is A Lonely Hunter" or "The Memeber Of The Wedding".

Camus, in some ways. Remember, in an existential view no one is safe. Remember KAfka? People get punished for no apparent reasons.

Iwa aka Norman Wilwayco, is also good at this . try reading Mondo MAnila, and see what Tony DeGuzman (the anti-hero of the story) did to some innocent characters.

wanna see my Irezumi? http://www.shelfari.com/jluna

Pmel's picture

Sure. I'll try anything.

Well, I'll be! You do like Catcher in the Rye! Ha! ^^

j luna's picture

Hmmmm...

Just one of my guilty pleasures, I guess.
I've been reading all those transgressive fic and post mod novels, but I can't seem to outgrow the charms of Holden Caulfield.

Murakami, is another guilty pleasure. No matter how sell out his novels are becoming, and how much I'm dissing him, it's strange that everytime I start reading his shit I can't put him down.

By the way, where are you located? That is, if you won't mind.

Pmel's picture

 I live in a shroom full of

 I live in a shroom full of Takahashi Murakami's friends.

 

 

 

 

 

 I'm as tall as any ordinary book shelf and I'm a stick of a figure. Iya ha ha ha ha ha! :D

 

 

j luna's picture

Wow!

So you are probably a materialized version of someone's drugged psychosis. I once went to mushroom land myself and had lots o' fun with the unicorns and stick figures there, and woke up when the narcs wore off.

Same here, actually, j.luna does not exist. This thread and this communication between us is just imaginary. You are currently in a state of coma, and all of these things that you think is happening is just a big, bad dream induced by the drugs they feed through your veins to keep you alive.(Pardon the wrong grammar, it is intentional.)

When you wake up, you'll discover that you are not computer literate and the reason you are blogging and joining this thread in your dreams is because before the accident, you were really anxious to learn how to blog and do computer stuff.

You really wanted to get your hands on a computer and learn all these stuff, unfortunately an accident happened and you ended up in a coma.

In short all of the things you've wanted to do when you were still in the world of the living has affected your vegetable consciousness (plus the drugs) and that's why you think you are in front of a computer discussing stuff with a person who doesn't exist.

Right?

Pmel's picture

Um ...

I meant what I said as a joke.

 

 

 

 

Um ... I ... er ... I'm from Laguna ... is that okay?

Pmel's picture

Luna ... ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you mad? I meant, not mad as in crazy mad, but ... mad-mad? ^^;

j luna's picture

Salvador Dali is not mad...

Please refer to my profile Pmel....Hahaha

j luna's picture

Hehehe.

Don't worry Pmel, I'm not mad and so is Dali.

BTW, They've got shrooms in Laguna? Are they also the ones that they sell in Galera?

Pmel's picture

I wouldn't know that. ^^;

I wouldn't know that. ^^;

ed_roa's picture

  At last a kindred soul. I

  At last a kindred soul. I thought I was the only Vonnegut fan in blogsphere. Vonnegut, McCullers, Kafka et al was during my time but you don't sound my age.

j luna's picture

Hehe, Thanks Ed

Just happened to be a wide reader, and I find the 50's-60's cult Icon, Vonnegut very appealing.

I also love everything by the Beat movement, and those stuff that came out during the first wave of literary experimentation, namely from Joyce, Beckett and Kafka to the time of Brautigan, Coover, Cortazar, Borges, Pynchon and Barthelme.

Slaughter House 5 had a huge impact on the way I view literature, and most of us born in the 70's and the early 80's look up to his works.

I hope you also like stuff by Oe, Mishima and Kawabata.

jumpingrain's picture

J you're my new hero, and so is Kurt

You got neat stuf! I think I have been living in a cave and not know Kurt Vonnegut. I've heard Slaughter-House Five though a long time ago lol ^^ I might be searching a lot about him. 

I like Kafka. 

j luna's picture

Astig si Vonnegut.

Basta, Sci-Fi sya na hindi Sci-Fi. early Post Mod, 60's cult literature na idol din nila Murakami, Tupac at ni Ely and Raymund ng E-Heads. Di siya ganun kabigat basahin, kasi black humorist siya tsaka entertaining ang concepts niya. 

Try mo rin yung Cat's Cradle, pero di ito kasing wasak ng Slaughter House 5.

May Vonnegut Books kami sa Bookay-Ukay. 

 

Tagaytay 5 try mo rin.  Mabuhay ka Axel Pinpin!

Tugmaang Matatabil ni Axel at Para Kay B ni Ricky Lee...Is now available at the Bookay-Ukay Bookstore.

 

 

 

 

 

ed_roa's picture

 I wrote something on the

 I wrote something on the death of Kurt Vonnegut more than a year ago but this was in another website. I thought you might find it interesting and I reprint it here.

 

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Kurt Vonnegut: From An Admirer In A Distant Shore
I was really disheartened to hear of the demise of Kurt Vonnegut who was my idol in the sixties when I was pursuing a degree in English Literature. At that time he was not too popular in school because his writing style was not easily appreciated and considered by some as being forcedly irreverent. A relentless iconoclast, he surely was what he pretended to be, to paraphrase one of his memorable lines. Also, it was thought at that time that he was merely a sci-fi writer when science fiction was categorized just a little better than pulp fiction…more allied to Mills and Boon and Marvel Comic books. It was really a shame that some people missed out on the acerbic satire, the ingenious fusion of technical words and prose into refreshing literature and the rich portraiture of the denizens that made up Vonnegut’s menagerie.

I find it doubly troubling that I had forsaken the work of the genius. I have idolized him in my adolescence but had to abandon him as I pursued the common struggle of providing for the family at the exclusion of everything else. Now, after more than thirty years of serving false gods and getting just rewards for it I now have the luxury of revisiting the object of my neglected affection, the written word, a terrain in which , to my mind, Vonnegut dominated.

I am not even halfway going through a dozen of his books in my library when he all of a sudden just banged and quit with a damaged brain. I was taking my time reading and enjoying his Breakfast of Champions, Slaughter House Five, Cat’s Cradle, Mother Night…safe in the thought despite his age he was very much with us not giving thought that this promethean figure was mortal. I should take solace with one of my favorite Vonnegutian lines…”and so it goes”, a few words which captures his view of people, the human condition and of life generally. It so eloquently expresses his vigorous contempt and disdainful apathy towards the events prevalent during his prolific writing years. “and so it goes” an emphatic but subtle expression of indifference. Post Vietnam writers would find themselves preempted by the sentiments expressed by this insightful writer of Slaughter House Five which sprung from the deep impressions that the fire bombing of Dresden had etched in him.

I do not know if he is now happy having arrived at his invented place of “chronosyncratic infandibulum” where all truths fit nicely together and/or to be with Hemingway’s misplaced dessicated leopard in the slopes of Kilimanjaro or would he have preferred to keep slaying gorgons that continue to persist in our midst.

Well, Kurt, you will be missed finally.

 

 

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Salamat dito.... kumusta po

Salamat dito.... kumusta po kayo....

jons

jumpingrain's picture

This is the soul ^^

Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

I like this tip. This is very useful.

thanks...

thanks for posting this...it'll help a lot...

 

:p

therEese

Hanan's picture

thanks

Thanks for the additional guide. thanks for the post and God bless :)