Anyway, this is Lynn Winchell, Playboy's Playmate of the Month for December 1967. Also the first chick I saw naked. Really. My father used to keep this centerfold stapled to the inside of his closet door. I practically grew up ogling Miss Winchell's fine ass, my friends.

Miss Winchell disappeared from Dad's closet sometime in the late Eighties. I don't really know who took her down and what happened to her but I suspect the culprit was my mother and the method of execution was by burning in the backyard. I gotta hand it to Dad, though. If that centerfold had been in that closet since 1967-- eight years before I was born-- then Dad had prevailed over Mom's prudishness for almost two decades.

GO DAD!