Talking About Shit
I would like to share one email I've received from one of my bosses. When in troubled mind, I would glance on this note to remind me that shits are of worth sometimes. I've been called a man of no worth again. Tsk. I hate it when gods do that.
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
- Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
- Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
- And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
yeah, anal is the second
Submitted by daimustlive on October 9, 2008 - 8:27pm.
yeah, anal is the second stage of our psychosexual development, freud said. no wonder it feels good.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! xD
Submitted by Pmel on October 9, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Oh, Dai!!!! You cracked me up! Aha ha ha ha ha ha!
Hi Pmel!
Submitted by daimustlive on October 10, 2008 - 4:58pm.
I'm glad this somehow made someone laugh. I actually didn't realize that anal activity is pleasurable until I met Freud. I no longer fret the toilet bowl. hahaha!!!
Hi rbolsqp
Submitted by daimustlive on October 10, 2008 - 5:17pm.
hehe.. it's not my intention, but i'm glad it made you laugh.
when you said that shitting feels good, I had this sudden flash of good old Freudian theory. hehe.. you made me laugh too. ^^
That is one cool story!
Submitted by Pmel on October 9, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Mind if I keep a copy of that? I do like it very much. Who wrote it, anyway? I'm curious.
No Idea po.
Submitted by rbolsqp on October 9, 2008 - 7:52pm.
It was a forwarded mail. Upon searching for sources here's what popped out.
Cool! Thanks for the link!
Submitted by Pmel on October 9, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Somehow, I prefer the version your boss sent you as compared with the one in the site you sent me... The style of writing given to you by your boss seemed like it came from a wise man, while the other one on the site seemed like a jerk wrote it. LOL! I guess people write differently. Thanks again! :)
Hehehe...
Submitted by RJ Santos on October 9, 2008 - 9:42pm.
That's a very nice way of showing some truths in life. Cool!
RJ :D
this is funny and true. =)
Submitted by Adlesirc on October 9, 2008 - 10:00pm.
this is funny and true. =)
hehehe. this is funny. but
Submitted by talulot on October 9, 2008 - 11:37pm.
hehehe. LOL. some shit talk.. but good lesson learned.
"hinahangin ang talulot na malaya, mula sa bulaklak na sinta hanggang sa matabang lupa.. siya ay ligaya, musa ng pagkadakila.."
It's a good feeling to
Submitted by rbolsqp on October 10, 2008 - 10:10am.
It's a good feeling to entertain. Thanks for the comments brothers and sisters.
“Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow”
-- Swedish Proverb
nice story and nice
nice story and nice morals.
i've just realized, shit is nice too ^^