You must know that I don’t own a lot of shoes. I have a pair of leather shoes that I wore at my wedding, a similar pair I wear at formal occasions (like other people’s weddings), comfortable sneakers that I use around my hometown, and these big ole Caterpillar construction boots. These boots are what I’ve worn almost daily for a handful of years now. They are so damn sturdy I believe they’re going to outlast my lifetime. Scarred by years of pursuing strange stories in even stranger places, they probably look less impressive than they did when they were new. Nevertheless, these boots are far more awesome than most people I know.

And the damn fuck sneered at it.

BOOT TO YOUR HEAD HERE!