THE DYIP FLEA

Katas ng Saudi is a revolutionary machine that the scientists at the Flip National Institute of Higher Learning and Absurdity will create next Tuesday. Combining the mechanics of a flea and a jeepney, the scientist have managed to create a vehicle that can cram enough people in one vehicle and jump over potholes in the harsh environment of the Philippine urban jungles. Comfort is not necessary since most Flips are used to it. The Dyip Flea also comes with parasites and barkers that are efficient in cramming 60 people into a vehicle with the passenger capacity of 20. Katas ng Saudi Dyip Flea will be available to markets in the Philippines as soon as the new government is embroiled in a mega melo morality play of epic proportions.

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