THE BALUT TICK

From the same people that brought you the Dyip Flea comes the Balut Tick Drone. With the need to protect Balut vendors from the violent group known as People for Ethical Treatment of Foreigners. The scientists the Flip National Institute of Higher Learning and Absurdity, designed this machine for the sole purpose of vending Balut (upgrade packs include Penoy Pack, Chicharon Crispies and Mr. Mani (Mister Peanut)). Armed with two containers full of balut and also equipped with a sub-atomic machine gun and napalm blasters, the Balut Tick is a surefire weapon that allows easy vending of that favorite Flip snack - balut and at the same time keep Flipland from the notorious People for Ethical Treatment of Foreigners. It will be available in Central Markets as soon as scientists figure out a way to abscond the funds for the project.

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